And time stops now.

Not coming back for many many days.

 

=D

 

 

Eeeekz

IM SERIOUSLY BACKDATED FOR ECONZ.

 

darn!

 

Shit sia i really need to finish the econz...

and the remaining maths...

 

and i haven't been philoing for a while...

I better just go and think about issues that are GP potential.

 

 

 

A levels.....

Thy shall own you wor~

 

ok im goin back again....

 

again to my table with my mineral water.

 

I love mineral water~

Has a weird taste but i like it.

lol...

no wonder im weird.

Nvm.

 

 

 

Im just here to crap abit before i go back to my quantum physics.

 

Oh whats the big hoohaa over the gay thingie arh?

Oh well they are just normal human beings that like the same sex lor

thats all about it.

 

lol... what shoving a straw up your nose...

ewwwww to think that an MP can come up with such a ridiculously unapt description.

She is like talking with her butthole lor.

 

Oh well ppl should be judged upon their abilities.

Not their personal preferences.

Oh and my mother was telling me her hospital got 2 ghey doctors. She was telling me that they are triatheletes and they are not the typical sad looking doctor with a receding hairline. 

 

Oh well maybe its true that the whole world is turning ghey and les...

 

Soon we  will all have to reproduce via binary fission.

Thats if we manage to find out how~

 

Ok back to physics.

Buai!~

Oooo i just ate some fried bananas...

better known as goreng pisang..

Oooo dun you just loooooove the sheer sweet and sourness of soft banana encased in crispy flaky batter that puts a minor tinge of saltiness.

Hahahaha so go grab some goreng pisang!~

Its nice k?

And its only $1~

Not bad for a banana coated in batter i suposed

 

Omg why am i eating such unhealthy foods when a levels are coming..

lol one week.

 

Eeekz.

 

The physics tys is most daunting of all tyses.

LOL yes even maths.

 

Hhaha   ok i shall stop this online musing..

 

buai.

 

Hmmm mrs ang retired today...miss tan leaving. =. lol actually i know about it like mega long ago but cannot say lar. lol.... oh well everyones leaving...poor juniors... =( the lack of these experienced teachers are DEFINITELY not going to aid them in anyway.... instead hinder them....

Oh and the council is going to undergo large shifts and crappy reshuffling.... lol thank god im outta it... and the total exodus of so many teachers at one time... Not to mention that the queen has left her throne. and the lady in waiting is obviously not up to it. =P Kinda sad that 33 and a half years of tradition go splat due to some crappy faculty thingie. Hhahahaa... i really wonder how they are going to pull off school events like that. Seeems rather difficult. =/ OOoo i wonder what will welco become.

 

The recipe for a nice council was always there... just like a recipe for a nice goreng pisang.... who asked anyone to defile it?

Hmmm hahaah we all know that its the sch AD**N. lol (you are dumb if you dun know who is the culprit)

Yayness i got a 71 for the stats paper surprisingly.

Thats weird... i always thought that my pure math was better but oh wellz nvm.

Oh my that was sooo zha~

 

Hmmm back to work...

 

oh i was talking to my sis again...

apparently during her year... the chinese high guys also named that school belles of their batch rather creative names..

Ranging from milo to horlicks.(hot legs, get it)

Omg like totally no link lar.

Lol....

 

i think our batch also have such silly instances. Hahaha.

Oh well...

After all they are the hwa zhong zi di... LOL

i guess their cranky name-calling culture shall persist and remain a legacy, or more like an un-legacy.

Shit lar i just marked finished and went through the whole mock maths paper.

Eeeekz... i got a B -.-

65~

and its supose to be easier than a levels...

ahhh... i made alot of careless mistakes for functions!!!

Zzzzzzzzz

 

Ewwww

Thats like not good leh and tml is stats.

OMG... diez

I think im going to like guess 50% of the questions....haha prolly cannot decide whether its SAMPLING or just a random binomial.

 

Bah whatever.... stats time.

Hmmm i really think that the JCs around SG release crappy answers on purpose.... i mean its only fair...

 

Some of the physics answers provided in the 5 schools booklet are OMG.....

1. Its tooo simple to be true for 2 marks.

2. It doesn't make dog sense. (Ok discount the fact that i may be too dumb to understand.)

 

but i seriously doubt some of the answers quality leh....

 

OMG econz its even worse.... i was reading the provided answers by JCs.... lol... i guess its rather obvious... Some jcs really release crappy answers...zzzzz

 

So much for friendly competition.

 

Bah whatever...

 

i shall go have fun with complex numbers now!~

 

*oh and pangying pardon my bad hanyinpinyin~

*oh and im lusting over an Ipod classic. I dig the wheel~ no wheel = not ipodish.  Itouch has tooo little memory for my liking and it looks like a fingerprint fly paper.Nano looks rather oblong. lol...

After being trounced upon the imba MATHS. I guess i need a break.

So i scurried to my sister's room to observe what my beloved sis was doing.

She was watching xiao hua xiao chao zui gan bao. That show with all the hunks and babes.

Oh and becoz this episode was on SMU!~ Her school~~!

 

Haha then we both started commenting on how the population of SMU are generally quite decent looking. LOL.... Pao Yens existing there would probably be deemed as eyeblights with lard.

 

Generally for the gals....

Wear a cute top with statements (forget the little miss whatevers, they are soooo passe) , or sleeveless monocoloured tank and pair it with a incredibly short denim cut off that clutches your butt like never before. Or alternatively and conservatively, gals also adopt the skinny jeans that squeeze the daylights out of their thighs. Besides 2 piece dressing styles, one can also wear dresses... usually the current and in vogue "babydoll dress". Usually accompanied with a large chunky belt that looks like the one the power ranger has. Oh and dun forget to add the incredibly chunky and lanky charm necklaces that are made up of random (i really mean random, from dices to seahorses) stuff lodged on some chain. It apparently goes with everything!~ Even if it looks like an incredibly weighted fishing line with synthetic bait. Oh and dun bother that you are wearing so little in an air conditioned environment, it only gives you an extremely valid excuse to buy MORE sweaters and cardigans to match your tasteful apparrel. Complete the look with a pair of birks and a tote from bugis/topshop/guess/forever21/zara/mphosis/warehouse. Walla SMU chio bu coming your way!~

Oh and for the above to be applicable, you need to be size 2 or below. And your thighs need to be sightly to endorse those cut-offs and shorts that can barely cover your skin. Anything else? Forget it.

 

For the guys.

For the muscled suave jock look, get brightly colour polo T-shirts (all the better to contrast against your bronzed skintone) from fredperry/abercrombie/americaeagle/lacoste. Alternatively, you can get T-shirts from places like NUM (according to my sis this is an eyesore and i agree.). For the two above pieces, remember to wear a fitting size that FITs to the fiddle~ Usually Medium will do. Couple it with a nice berms or surf shorts. finish it with a pair a birks or sneakers. For more daring individuals, you might want to try singlets, esp those from NUM. (Most of the time you are from dragonboat or a dragonboat wannabe) in place of usual sleeved tops. Add a tote bag from projectshop blood bro or topman to act metro and show that you are not such a jock. Accessorize with earstuds that act even more metro. (and for some to reflect their true sexuality) Bair hair will not be tolerated.

Weeee SMU hunk!~

Oh for the above to be applicable you ought to have the ideal V shaped body with respectable biceps. A tanned skintone is greatly desired to get away with the beach bum look. Abs are a plus point if you have them~, but a little tummy with directly eliminate you from carrying off this look. Being from dragonboat will instantly grant you membership.

 

Hahaahahahaha....

see those above? they are some observations that my sis and i make about the suposedly good looking people in SMU. Coming to think of it... everyone looks the same. WTF~  Oh and my sis also told me that alot of good looking guys in her sch are homo. Haha she was telling me how shocked she was and everything. I was also coaxing my sis to stop wearing those baby-doll dresses with the chunky belt... she looks like a scarecrow in a pillowcase held together with a leather strap. LOL

 

Hahahahaha..

Everyone is trying to look like that to look good. =/

What happened to the bohemian gals!! and hot nerds!~

Sigh...

I supose long flowy floral skirts are sinful in singapore. hahaha.

 

Haha i shall try to be a hot nerd next time in uni. LOL (thats if such a term is not an oxymoron)

Oh well. I shall be myself =D

 

Oh and after that. my sis and I were squabling over the banana yoghurt in the fridge. LOL... trivial me.

 

Now i know why she is soooo streesed up when dressing up.

 

Haha SMU... ppl going there... better start buying clothing~!

 

 

Oh god... can't you just elminate some of those extended family members...

Whether its that stinking uncouth cousin of yours or that retarded insensitive aunt of yours.

I will i can totally zap them with some lightning gun or something.

ZzzzzzzZZZzzzz

Its bad having an extended family soo big....

Ok lar... some are rather nice and helpful...

But some just leave you speechless and WTFed and "borrow" your property.

Ahhhhh.... i wonder where did my mountain bike went.

Haha... i will make sure they pay back in the future...

LOL.... i can't wait for that moment.

 

Some family members are like treasures...

LOL others are like asswipes that can polish my arse.

 

and treasures are meant to be kept and cherished.

Measely wipes are fated for the dumpster.

 

I will make sure the rubbish man takes them =D

Should they approach me for help next time... they shall greet my absence and bask upon my disdain.

 

And you thought such families only existed in drama serials... well. i can totally understand where channel 8 gets their inspiration from.

 

 

 

Omg... im so mean.

Ahhh whatever~

Fuck it!

Some people just jolly well deserve it.

 

Weeeeeee

 

 

haha... i totally prefer doing physics.

Hmmmmm the junior council seems to be having fun.. LOL... ok at least for my juniors at least.

Haha.... i guess all shall change while the tide recedes and an eulogy too late. Tradition shall become stranded like an abandoned glass bottle on the beach. 

Im sooo glad i experienced the authentic hc experience... (ok technically not, as its IP but i guess its still much better than what is to come)

 

Hmmmm im glad i have relatives working in the army.... lol.... shelthered i am. At least i know i cannot get abused.

 

Hahaha.... i can't wait to see myself botak also. LOL

I think i will have mega big head can.

 

Zzzz

 

blah back to chem~

 

 

13th Dec 07

BMTC school 2

Under the Not-that-fat-nor-obese napfa failure groups

 

So far i dunno anyone that is joining me.

=(

 

Zzzzz

 

Aiya whatever lar.

I shall try to survive inside.

*shudders*

EEeeekz im scared.

 

And i still got passing down to do...

Eeeekz...

thats not good is it?

 

=/

 

I just totally love this pic chio took of me during MAF last year. <3 Chio.

 

 

Oh god...

No doubt im tired.

Haha... days of Maths TYS can really leave you mentally and physically fatigued.

Oh well... i need inspiration.

haha....so i went to look for quotes to make myself happier.

 

"Its our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

-JK Rowling.

 

Oh man...thats sooo true.... haha my human observations were more or less judge upon responses and choices more than ability. Raw ability without charisma, direction and shrewdness shall bring one nowhere.... and of course... you can roughly judge someone based on his/her choices.... lol....... so fun right?

 

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."

-Winnie the Pooh

 

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, thats all."

- Oscar Wilde

 

Haha my favourite.... this gay-ass poet rocks. I totally agree with him... at least i know im not existing... How about you? Are you strapped in the treadmill of mindless pursuit of success... ? If thats what you want? Good for ya... if not... oh no... you have to do some soul-searching.... =)

 

Oooo lets end with a quote from muah.

(dun dimiss it cuz im not famous lehz)

 

"Social homogeny kills life's ingenuinity."

-Pao Yen

 

Ok... that sounds like a rather frail attempt to construct a quote. LOL

While in many times i wallow in sorrow for failing to fit the bill as a typical guy, dreading of why i have random weird mannerisms since a tender age, a higher than average voice, a below average body-hair count than any other guy, and skin that bleaches itself (I can't seem to get tanned, unlike my other male relatives). Haha, sometimes i really wondered if i just got like ALL the POSSIBLE recessive genes.

Oh well, its not all lost when you are abit of a misfit. I guess you just got to learn to love yourself and have faith in your actions. THe world would be rather stagnant if everyone is the same wouldn't it? Haha, kinda puzzling why all guys are striving for one look... and gals on the other hand... are striving for another look.... Hmmm to conform is addictictive... especially when we finally attain the "ideal".

 

We gotta love the little eccentricities of life.....

For the norm does not define success i guess.

 

Haha... so people learn to love yourselves....

Like how i love my selfbleaching skin. LOL leaves gals in envy. =P

And!!!! I can save on whitening. (Ok technically i dun really use it in the first place... but oh well)

Im not ready to give up just yet.

 

Miracle Month!!

I need a miracle!!!

 

And i will make one.

I just watched ugly betty season two!!!!

LOL

 

Damn farni

LOL

 

and also sad.

 

And excessive usage of bitch.

Hahaha.

 

And SPOILER

 

SANTOS IS NOT DEAD.

or is he???

LOL watch yourself.

 

 

ok .

 

and

AMANDA BECOMES DAMN FREAKIN FAT... WTH....

FREAKIN FAT...

ITS PRETTY WEIRD....

 

omg...

oh welll. back to work~

Eeeekzzzz

Time is running out.

And i just got crappy physics gradez.

ZZzzzz

 

Dun i feel screwed.

But oh well life goes on.

A levels~~~~!!!

Lets go and finish this once and for all

If i really fail to complete this race ideally....

The least i can do is to die trying.

=D

 

Weeee

 

Oh and for counterparts that have sad grades like me.

Have faith and move on.

 

After all... we have nothing to lose...

We can ONLY improve... LOL